so instead here are some funny holiday quotes...
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present." ~ Unknown
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Now here is a poem
Christmas may be canceled
The reindeer are on strike
Santa's stuck in Lapland
Forget your brand new bike
And the sad truth...
A little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Where did you find those quotes?
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ReplyDeletelol! 2 funny!
ReplyDelete1derful quotes. Keep m coming
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